You might be on bed rest, if...

Here's my bed rest version of "You might be a redneck, if..." :)

YOU MIGHT BE ON BED REST, IF... 

(Bed rest: noun - confinement of an invalid to bed as part of treatment)...ha ha, I definitely feel like an invalid. It's hard for me to accept help, I love being the helper instead! :(

1. Your husband spends his entire lunch (usually consisting of weird and random things because you're out of commission) break upstairs eating by your bedside just so he can still see you! 

2. Your night stand looks like something from Hoarders! 

3. You look this happy (and want to cry tears of joy!) after taking just a three minute shower and getting clean sheets!

 4. You can no longer see your legs or toes over your growing belly!

 5. Your poor dog thinks you're dying and checks on you a dozen times a day!

6. Your bed has 9 different pillows on it and they ALL have a specific purpose!

7. Going downstairs + blow up mattress + a sonic slush + redbox movies = a super fun vacation! 

8. You sound, feel and look like a giant, bloated walrus while struggling to turn to your other side in bed!

9. You hear water, or finally get super comfortable...and you suddenly have to pee, AGAIN...

10. You rub your legs together like a cricket because you know that there's no point in trying to scratch what itches on your leg...it's just not possible anymore! 

11. You have become a pro at finding people, shapes and animals on your walls and ceiling!

12. Your idea of a hot date these days is your hubby shaving your prickly legs in bed with his Norelco while you sip ginger ale! It's the small things...

13. You hobble around and hang onto walls like an ancient old woman because you're stiff and dizzy from laying on your sides in bed 24/7!

I keep saying this, but it's true!! So grateful for my Mom! We just know these babies would have already come without her help! Yay for bed rest and awesome help!!! Keep cookin teenies! 

Photocredits: Google images